{"id":2578,"date":"2024-05-02T22:48:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T20:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mojesebepoznani.cz\/?p=2578"},"modified":"2025-03-07T13:24:21","modified_gmt":"2025-03-07T12:24:21","slug":"karma-je-zdarma-ale-ucet-za-ni-prijde-necekane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/d.r4.wbsprt.com\/mojesebepoznani.cz\/karma-je-zdarma-ale-ucet-za-ni-prijde-necekane\/","title":{"rendered":"Karma je zdarma, ale \u00fa\u010det za ni p\u0159ijde ne\u010dekan\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Karma je jako bumerang<\/strong> \u2013 n\u011bkdy se vr\u00e1t\u00ed pomalu, jindy tak rychle, \u017ee ani nestihneme \u0159\u00edct \u201e…to nebylo f\u00e9r!<\/strong>\u201c V\u0161ichni jsme za\u017eili okam\u017eiky, kdy vesm\u00edr zareagoval s a\u017e podez\u0159elou p\u0159esnost\u00ed. Sm\u00e1li jsme se kamar\u00e1dovi, kter\u00fd rozlil k\u00e1vu? O p\u011bt minut pozd\u011bji m\u00e1me vlastn\u00ed skvrnu na ko\u0161ili. Uk\u00e1zali jsme netrp\u011bliv\u011b prstem na pomal\u00e9ho chodce? \u010cek\u00e1 n\u00e1s \u010derven\u00e1 na semaforu. A\u0165 u\u017e v\u011b\u0159\u00edte na karmu, nebo ne, jedno je jist\u00e9: jej\u00ed smysl pro humor je nekompromisn\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

„Nejsem si jist\u00fd, jak karma funguje, ale zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee vesm\u00edr m\u00e1 r\u00e1d ironii…“<\/p>Albert Einstein (s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed to nikdy ne\u0159ekl, ale p\u0159iznejme si, \u017ee by mohl ?)<\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Karmick\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy ze \u017eivota<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s se s karmou setkal. A pokud si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee ne, pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b jste ji pr\u00e1v\u011b dostali ve form\u011b studen\u00e9 k\u00e1vy nebo zme\u0161kan\u00e9ho autobusu. Karma funguje jako bumerang, kter\u00fd se k v\u00e1m vr\u00e1t\u00ed v ten nejnevhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed moment. A co je na tom nejlep\u0161\u00ed? Nemus\u00edte si ji p\u0159edpl\u00e1cet, p\u0159ijde zdarma!<\/p>\n\n\n\t\t

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<\/i>\t\t\n\t\tJak spr\u00e1vn\u011b po\u017e\u00e1dat vesm\u00edr o znamen\u00ed (a nedostat infarkt, kdy\u017e p\u0159ijde)\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n\n\n\n

K\u00e1va, kterou jste nikdy necht\u011bli<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Jedna moje kamar\u00e1dka se rozhodla, \u017ee bude „duchovn\u011b nad v\u011bc\u00ed“ a p\u0159estane se roz\u010dilovat nad pomalou obsluhou v kav\u00e1rn\u00e1ch. Jak to dopadlo? P\u0159esn\u011b v moment\u011b, kdy s klidem p\u0159ijala fakt, \u017ee na k\u00e1vu \u010dek\u00e1 u\u017e dvacet minut, ji \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk polil hork\u00fdm latt\u00e9. Karma asi m\u011bla jinou p\u0159edstavu o trp\u011blivosti. A aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, kdy\u017e se na\u0161tvan\u011b zvedla od stolu, uklouzla na rozlit\u00e9m ml\u00e9ku a vylila si na sebe zbytek sv\u00e9ho nedopit\u00e9ho \u010daje. Mo\u017en\u00e1 p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b nech\u00e1 spropitn\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zlomen\u00fd podpatek a spravedlnost ve vesm\u00edru<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e1m kolegu, kter\u00fd se neust\u00e1le sm\u00e1l lidem, kte\u0159\u00ed zakopnou na ulici. Sm\u00e1l se tak hlasit\u011b, \u017ee to jednou karma nevydr\u017eela a v moment\u011b, kdy ukazoval na jin\u00e9ho ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00edka, mu praskl podpatek a elegantn\u011b se nat\u00e1hl p\u0159\u00edmo p\u0159ed kanclem. A aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, p\u0159i sv\u00e9m dopadu strhl i kolemjdouc\u00edho, kter\u00fd mu s pobaven\u00edm p\u0159\u00e1l „hezkej let“. Karma prost\u011b m\u00e1 r\u00e1da symetrii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parkovac\u00ed msta vesm\u00edru<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Jeden soused m\u011bl ve zvyku parkovat na dvou m\u00edstech, proto\u017ee „m\u00e1 nov\u00e9 auto“. Jednoho dne na n\u011bj karma ude\u0159ila: kdy\u017e r\u00e1no vy\u0161el ven, na\u0161el sv\u00e9 auto pokryt\u00e9 holub\u00edmi „po\u017eehn\u00e1n\u00edmi“ tak d\u016fkladn\u011b, \u017ee ani automatick\u00e1 my\u010dka nepomohla. Kdy\u017e se kone\u010dn\u011b dostal k ru\u010dn\u00edmu myt\u00ed, spustila se ne\u010dekan\u00e1 pr\u016ftr\u017e mra\u010den a cel\u00e9 jeho \u00fasil\u00ed bylo zbyte\u010dn\u00e9. Na z\u00e1v\u011br dne mu je\u0161t\u011b jin\u00fd nepozorn\u00fd \u0159idi\u010d jemn\u011b \u0165ukl do n\u00e1razn\u00edku \u2013 \u0161koda sice minim\u00e1ln\u00ed, ale ego dostalo po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd z\u00e1sah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Z\u00e1kon karmick\u00e9ho „zdrh\u00e1n\u00ed“<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Jeden zn\u00e1m\u00fd se neust\u00e1le vyh\u00fdbal placen\u00ed spole\u010dn\u00fdch \u00fa\u010dt\u016f. V\u017edy m\u011bl v\u00fdmluvu typu: „P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b to zaplat\u00edm j\u00e1.“ No a co se stalo? Jednoho dne zapomn\u011bl pen\u011b\u017eenku doma a spol\u00e9hal na to, \u017ee ho n\u011bkdo zat\u00e1hne. Bohu\u017eel pro n\u011bj si to zrovna nikdo nev\u0161iml a on musel um\u00fdvat n\u00e1dob\u00ed v restauraci, aby sv\u016fj dluh vyrovnal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jak se vyhnout rychl\u00e9 karmick\u00e9 odplat\u011b?<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, nejlep\u0161\u00ed zp\u016fsob, jak se vyhnout karmick\u00e9mu bumerangu, je b\u00fdt jednodu\u0161e dobr\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk. Ale pokud u\u017e c\u00edt\u00edte, \u017ee si na v\u00e1s karma brous\u00ed zuby, zkuste n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2705 Nesm\u011bjte se ciz\u00edm ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00edm<\/strong> \u2013 karma m\u00e1 smysl pro humor, ale vy nejsp\u00ed\u0161 nebudete nad\u0161eni, kdy\u017e si ho otestuje na v\u00e1s.
\u2705 Nezab\u00edrejte dv\u011b parkovac\u00ed m\u00edsta<\/strong> \u2013 vesm\u00edr je v tomto velmi p\u0159\u00edsn\u00fd a holubi jsou jeho pomstychtiv\u00ed poslov\u00e9.
\u2705 Pom\u00e1hejte bez o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed odplaty<\/strong> \u2013 nikdy nev\u00edte, kdy si karma poznamen\u00e1 plusov\u00e9 body.
\u2705 D\u00e1vejte si pozor na sliby<\/strong> \u2013 kdy\u017e \u0159eknete, \u017ee n\u011bkomu n\u011bco vr\u00e1t\u00edte „brzy“, karma si to zap\u00ed\u0161e a postar\u00e1 se, abyste se dostali do podobn\u00e9 situace.
\u2705 Zkuste neb\u00fdt „chytr\u00e1ci“ <\/strong>\u2013 pokud si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee jste p\u0159echytra\u010dili osud, vesm\u00edr v\u00e1m uk\u00e1\u017ee, \u017ee jste se spletli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A jeden vtip na z\u00e1v\u011br<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Karma je nevyzpytateln\u00e1 a n\u011bkdy funguje tak rychle, \u017ee n\u00e1s ani nenech\u00e1 dokon\u010dit \u0161kodolib\u00fd \u00fasm\u011bv. A\u0165 u\u017e v\u011b\u0159\u00edme na vesm\u00edrnou spravedlnost, nebo ne, ob\u010das se zd\u00e1, \u017ee osud m\u00e1 sv\u016fj vlastn\u00ed sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159, kde hrajeme hlavn\u00ed roli. A abychom tento karmick\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh zakon\u010dili s humorem, tady je jeden vtip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eUm\u0159el, proto\u017ee m\u011bl \u0161patnou karmu.\u201c
\u201eVy jste n\u011bjakej l\u00e9\u010ditel, esoterik?\u201c
\u201eNe, reviz\u00e1k plynov\u00fdch za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed.\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tak\u017ee, a\u0165 u\u017e v\u011b\u0159\u00edte v karmu nebo jen v n\u00e1hodu, pamatujte: dobr\u00e9 skutky se vypl\u00e1c\u00ed \u2013 a ty \u0161patn\u00e9 si vesm\u00edr um\u00ed dob\u0159e zapamatovat.<\/strong> A pokud se v\u00e1m zd\u00e1, \u017ee se karma o v\u00e1s nestar\u00e1… nebojte, ona v\u00e1s jen pozoruje a \u010dek\u00e1 na spr\u00e1vnou p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost. Mo\u017en\u00e1 pr\u00e1v\u011b te\u010f. ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Karma je jako bumerang \u2013 n\u011bkdy se vr\u00e1t\u00ed pomalu, jindy tak rychle, \u017ee ani nestihneme \u0159\u00edct \u201e…to nebylo f\u00e9r!\u201c V\u0161ichni jsme za\u017eili okam\u017eiky, kdy vesm\u00edr zareagoval s a\u017e podez\u0159elou p\u0159esnost\u00ed. Sm\u00e1li jsme se kamar\u00e1dovi, kter\u00fd rozlil k\u00e1vu? O p\u011bt minut pozd\u011bji m\u00e1me vlastn\u00ed skvrnu na ko\u0161ili. Uk\u00e1zali jsme netrp\u011bliv\u011b prstem na pomal\u00e9ho chodce? \u010cek\u00e1 n\u00e1s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":3312,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[249,250],"class_list":["post-2578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-svet-zabavy-a-pohody","tag-humor","tag-karma"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/d.r4.wbsprt.com\/mojesebepoznani.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/d.r4.wbsprt.com\/mojesebepoznani.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/d.r4.wbsprt.com\/mojesebepoznani.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/d.r4.wbsprt.com\/mojesebepoznani.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/d.r4.wbsprt.com\/mojesebepoznani.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/d.r4.wbsprt.com\/mojesebepoznani.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2578\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/d.r4.wbsprt.com\/mojesebepoznani.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/d.r4.wbsprt.com\/mojesebepoznani.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/d.r4.wbsprt.com\/mojesebepoznani.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/d.r4.wbsprt.com\/mojesebepoznani.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}